# Junky Gurus LLC

> We Love Your Junk (So You Don't Have To)

Mount Vernon junk removal with no hidden fees, reliable scheduling, and responsible disposal. Know your price before we arrive.

## The Short Version

Junky Gurus removes clutter without surprises — real pricing upfront, reliable scheduling, and responsible disposal, from a local team that actually shows up.

## What You Won't Get From Us

- Hidden fees or "oh, that's extra" surprises
- No-shows or vague arrival windows
- Your stuff dumped illegally
- Pushy upsells when we arrive
- Corporate runaround when something goes wrong

## What Makes Us Different

We got into this business because we were tired of seeing people get ripped off. Hidden fees? No-shows? Workers who leave your place messier than they found it? Hard pass.

**Here's the deal:**
- **Know Your Price First**: Upload photos, get a real price. No phone tag. No on-site upsells.
- **Reliable Scheduling**: When we say Tuesday at 10, we mean Tuesday at 10.
- **Where Your Junk Actually Goes**: Usable items go to Habitat for Humanity ReStore. Recyclables go to proper facilities. Landfill is our last resort—not our default.
- **15% Senior & Veteran Discount**: If you're 65+ or have served, you automatically qualify. No paperwork—just let us know.
- **Locally Owned**: We live here. We answer our own phones. Your neighbor's driveway matters to us.
- **Comfortable Service in English or Spanish**: ¿Hablas español? Nosotros también.

## Services

- [Residential Junk Removal](/services#residential): Furniture, mattresses, electronics, household items
- [Appliance Removal](/services#appliances): Refrigerators, washers, dryers, stoves, water heaters
- [Yard Waste & Debris](/services#yard-waste): Branches, leaves, brush, storm debris
- [Garage & Estate Cleanouts](/services#cleanouts): Full property cleanouts, hoarding situations (handled with compassion)
- [Construction Debris](/services#construction): Drywall, lumber, flooring, renovation waste
- [Commercial Cleanouts](/services#commercial): Office furniture, equipment, retail fixtures
- [Light Demolition](/services#light-demolition): Deck, shed, fence removal
- [Hazardous Materials Pickup](/services#hazmat-pickup): Paint, batteries, chemicals, e-waste

## Key Pages

- [Home](/)
- [All Services](/services)
- [Pricing](/pricing) - Transparent, volume-based pricing from $125
- [Discounts](/discounts) - All available savings: senior/veteran, referral, repeat customer
- [Service Area](/service-area) - Skagit, Whatcom, Snohomish, King Counties
- [Book Online](/book) - Schedule in 60 seconds
- [AI Photo Estimator](/ai-estimator) - Skip the sales dance. Know your price before we arrive.
- [Referral Program](/referrals) - Earn $25 for every friend you refer
- [Contact](/contact)
- [About Us](/about) - Meet the junk-obsessed humans behind the truck
- [FAQ](/faq)
- [Spanish Version](/espanol) - ¡Servicio en español!

## Contact Information

- Phone: (360) 610-9233 (call or text)
- Secondary: (360) 422-2428
- Email: booking@thejunkygurus.com
- Address: 1415 E Division St, Mount Vernon, WA 98273

## Service Area

We serve ~50 miles from Mount Vernon:
- **Skagit County** (Home Base): Mount Vernon, Burlington, Anacortes, Sedro-Woolley
- **Whatcom County**: Bellingham, Lynden, Ferndale, Blaine
- **Snohomish County**: Everett, Marysville, Arlington, Lake Stevens
- **King County**: North Seattle, Shoreline, Kenmore, Bothell

## Hours

Monday - Saturday: 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Sunday: Closed (even junk gurus need rest)

## Pricing

Volume-based pricing. What we quote is what you pay. No hidden fees. Ever.
- Minimum Load: $125 - $190
- Full Truck: $625 - $750
- Includes: Labor, loading, hauling, disposal/donation/recycling

## Discounts & Savings

We believe in rewarding those who deserve it:

**Senior & Veteran Discount — 15% Off**
- Seniors aged 65+, veterans, and active military
- No paperwork, no proof required — just let us know
- Applied automatically when you mention it

**Referral Reward — $25 Off**
- Refer a friend, you both get $25 off
- No limit on referrals
- Get your link at /referrals

**Repeat Customer Appreciation — 10% Off**
- Automatic discount on your second booking and beyond
- We keep track, so you don't have to

## The Bottom Line

That old couch mocking you from the garage? That exercise bike turned clothes hanger? We'll make it disappear faster than your motivation to use it.

Real pricing upfront. Reliable scheduling. Responsible disposal. From a local team that actually shows up.

Website: https://thejunkygurus.com

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